Brenda

Brenda!

Brenda is introduced into the story in Act 5, as the referee of a football game between the characters and a bunch of dieties. She called a foul



after a ball was thrown that killed Tristan.

Apparently, Jack knew Brenda from before, and Pizzastein may have known her. That is left completely ambiguous in the story.

Either way, Brenda was sucked into the void after making out with Jack.

Brenda makes her triumphant return in the Finale, when the portal is opened, allowing for void-dwelling characters such as Hype-man, Theo, and Samuel Leroy Jackson to appear. Brenda has almost no input to the flow of the story, but other characters seem to enjoy shouting out her name in frustration. For example, “Brenda!” the entire cast of characters, alive and dead, including Theo etc AKA Theo Underscore Benson Sixteen or Ralph for Short the Visible Friendly Ghost formerly possessing Samuel Leroy Jackson also formerly possessing Doris the Nazi Fitness Trainer and Prison Camp Warden also formerly possessing the zombified body of Genghis Khan also formerly possessing Ryan middle name unknown Bauman formerly possessing Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez formerly possessing Will, the Mistrious Captain’s Minion formerly possessing Captain Nazi Ethan, now possessing his father, Theo-dad, with a dick fetish that’s RIP in death, here and not here exclaimed. Tristan breifly engages in sexual activity with Brenda, likely because she called a foul after someone killed him, and he just wanted to say thank you in the only way he knew how. Or maybe he is just a sex-crazed chronic death maniac.

She is killed after being sucked into Jack's earhole, but the group continues to yell out her name in the same fashion. Perhaps nobody really noticed she was ever there.