Timeline of the Universe


 * Moe
 * The OG Dank Meme comes into existence with John Cena’s theme song playing as it does.
 * The OG Dank Meme splits in a fission reaction, sending Cosmic Dank waves across the universe.
 * The Cosmic Dank waves begin to form galaxies, solar systems and other cosmic bodies.
 * At the center of this, the center of the universe, what is left of the OG Dank Meme collapses in on itself, creating a large planetoid, with a radius of about ⅞ that of Earth’s.
 * This planet is given the name MemeWorld
 * At this time, other planets such as Oogledorp, Lizardtopia, and Foopdlordia are created from the dank waves as well.
 * The natural laws of nature begin to kick in, bacteria and simple forms of life begin to form on the planets.
 * These life forms begin to evolve into higher forms of life.
 * One species on MemeWorld, begin to rapidly evolve, thanks to their connection to the natural dank energy of the planet.
 * This species, the MemePeople, create advanced civilizations.
 * This species gains the power of space travel.
 * They start to spread across their solar system, and eventually, across the galaxy.
 * They take over planets and continue to expand their new galactic empire.
 * At the height of the MemePeople’s galactic power, the lizards of Lizardtopia grow tired of their Meme Overlords, and rebelled.
 * The lizards and many other species found throughout the galaxy team up to fight the MemePeople. They form the United Species Association.
 * After many grueling fights across the galaxy, The USA wins many dicisive victories against the MemePeople.
 * the USA take the fight to the MemeWorld, where after many days of fighting, take the win.
 * After the victory over the MemePeople, the United Species Association realize that mass genocide is ethically and morally wrong, so they built a Devolve-o-Cannon that drained the Dank energy of the MemePeople, This caused the species to devolve into a primitive form of meme.
 * They United Species Association go from planet to planet, tearing down the remaining influence of the MemePeople.
 * After the destruction of the Meme Galactic Empire, the United Species Association sign a pact to remain in their respective solar systems, to ensure that another Galactic empire does not arise
 * The Lizards decided to build a large rock layer to separate the MemeWorld and the rest of the universe. They created a two layered planet, the outer crust that would house the non meme creatures, and the inner crust that would hold the meme creatures. This would also act as a barrier, keeping the dank energy of the planet contained in the inner core.
 * The United Species Association disbands.
 * The Lizards placed the primitive memes in the inner crust.
 * THe lizards place non meme animals on the outer crust.
 * The Lizards called this new planet, Earth.
 * The Lizards depart, going back to their home planet.
 * A small group of Lizards stayed behind to make sure that these memes (the primitive ones) do not evolve into the original MemePeople.
 * The memes begin to evolve into various types, such as Dorndelions and Pepes
 * As millions of years pass, the great war between the MemePeople and the USA falls into legend, then eventually vanishes. only some ancient writings and structures are left of this era
 * The original members of the United Species Association evolve into new forms, only the Lizards retain their original forms.
 * The Devolve-o-Cannon is lost, somehow, it is like the size of the Earth’s moon.
 * The Paleozoic era begins.
 * Dinosaur stuff happens, general timeline of Earth, etc.
 * Humanity comes into existence.
 * With the Lizards’ interference, the humans evolve in the way that the lizards want.
 * Once the humans are on the “correct” evolutionary path, the Lizards go up and live in their Moon Matrix. By the time of Act 4, the Moon Matrix is abandoned
 * A few stay behind, and shapeshift themselves into humans. These lizard-humans are the most influential humans, such as George Washington and Putin.