Dick and Perry

Dick
Dick and Perry walk in During act one, enexpectedly. Dick is known to say phrases ending with "see," as shown by this passage.

"We heard ya was lookin’ for someone, see” said Dick. 

'' “What the fuck is with that accent, Dick?” asked Perry. ''

 “I thought it seemed appropriate, see,” replied Dick." 

Perry ends up abruptly killing Dick, prompting a large scale man hunt for the murderer. Just kidding, nobody cares or aknowledges it.

Dick's corpse is accidentally teleported to 1965 by Perry, rendering the time machine useless to the rest of the group.

Perry
A cold-hearted murder at heart, Perry is used mainly for killing. He is known to have murdered an innocent family, not to mention killing, quite possibly, his best friend Dick.

Perry also seems to be quite knowledgeable with memes.

“They are high quality memes; they are so dank that you can’t even. They are the wild, majestic beasts of the internet and have infinite power in their realm.” Said Perry, who is from the 50’s."

Perry is rather absent minded. He kills Dick without thinking and sends Dick's corpse back in time accidentally.

Without realizing that humans can't hold their breath, Perry accidentally drowns himself. This is partially due to the fact that everyone he was with were direct descendants of Beowulf, and were able to hold their breaths for unnaturally long amounts of time.

Perry's body unexplainedly turns into a sword, wihch Nic uses for the remainder of the story. 