Tristan

Jack's sword who is actually a man. He can function as a sword because he never shaves his face so its sharp.

Past
It is implied that he knows something about the origins of the Friendship Sword. Whether this will be expanded on is unknown

Bio
He was basically assaulted by Zac one day who forced him to eat 4 chili peppers which caused him to die. After that he has been wielded by Jack. He has come back from the dead countless times, and often offers valuable insight into the situation. "Do noses even have a gender?" At one point, Tristan upgraded to the Master Tristan. And eventually was transformed into a mermaid by the TREWinator. After doing so, he left the gang and got a mermaid wife and children for himself. Leaving him even more disappointed whenever he is summoned into battle.

Update for Tristan
Tristan has been one of the most consistent and reliable members of the group. He is repeatedly seen being killed by people or engaging in hard core sexual acts. He is killed over 40 times throughout the course of the story. These deaths include
 * Food poisoning
 * Finger snapping
 * Being crushed by Mjolnir
 * Arsenic poisoning
 * Alcohol poisoning
 * Heroine needle stabbing
 * Being shot by Genhis Khan
 * Being hit by a football
 * Drowning
 * Being hit by a flying turtle
 * Being hit by a large onion
 * Getting stabbed by a skeleton pirate
 * Dank radiation
 * Getting mauled by Dorndelions
 * Slipping and falling in Barf
 * Nazis
 * Falling from the sky
 * Flaregun
 * Hit by a flying rock
 * 3 times from getting flung into space
 * Over 11 times from Jack

Tristan awakens from his slumber, “We are gonna need a corpse then...” Everyone stared at Tristan. “Someone kill him again.” Nic said. “Wait what?” Tristan axed. Everyone simultaneously jumped on Tristan and murdered him dead.