Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

Born into the Hitler timeline in 1913, Esteban is a warrior at heart. He was raised by a Mexican family, which would explain his name. Despite being a chicken, he is able to overcome many obstacles. His regular timeline self is introduced into Act I as a drug dealer from Ohio, but he never becomes a crucial part of the story until the Hitler timeline.

As a crucial part of the Anti Nazi resistance, Esteban has many connections. We see Esteban meeting people in Russia, and apparently had an encounter with the Murderer with the Yellow Hat. He also has connections to Santa clause's family, having a recent common ancestor.

Esteban is the center of an extensive backstory, detailing his origins of and the development of his many talents and abilities, which include, but are not limited to kung-fu action skillz, summoning drugs such as marijuana or alcohol, slingshot, and being a cheeky bastard.

A full list of his "skills" is as follows. (The underlined ones are not fully addressed as to why these things are so in the text, but are still technically canon.) - has wife and kids, all die eventually - knows a man named Yuri Petrenko he met in an anti-Hitler rally in 1999 -can summom things like vodka and weed from the void - he poor as fuck - has a drinking problem - favorite food is gummy bear flesh -most 'merican person -has some bullet resitance - hate jehovahs witnesses - has always dreamed of being a ship captain - is capable of being violated saxophonually - anti-christmas is fetish -green speedo - rock puns -eats humans (well done) - can't eat squid - immune to siren song -can use a speedo as a slingshot for booty - hates ducks. bird rascism -is a cheeky basterd -kung fu action skillz - also likes stale bread

Despite these numerous and useful skills Esteban was tragically killed by Jack. The encounter was as follows:"'Sorry, what?” said Esteban, being the cheekiest bastard.""Jack killed Esteban."Esteban was briefly brought back from Hell by Doctor Victor von Pizzastein, but Esteban was killed yet again by Jack the God. He was swallowed via the urethra of Jack: an unpleasant, yet dignified passing for a chicken hated by so many, loved by so many more.

Rip in kill.